SOME OVERHEARD ADVICE FROM PAST ROUNDS

Eddie Bergeron commenting on a question to him about Video Golf:

    I don't enjoy playing video golf because there's nothing to throw".

Joe Rotolo commenting on A. G. Guidry' golf game. His remark:

    "The flags on the green ought to be at half-staff".

Gary Morris asked Mickey Lassere what he thought was his hardest shot in golf. Mickey's reply:

    "The hardest shot is the chip at 90 yards from the green where the ball has to be played against an oak     tree, bounces back into a sand-trap, hits a stone, bounces onto the green, and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult, I have only made it once."

Al Martin asked O'Neal Mitchell's advice on a particular putt. O'Neal's reply was:

    "Just keep the ball low."

Joe Nuccio overheard talking to Robert St. John:

    Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well."

Tony Damiano asked Richie Valley what he would have to shoot in order to win a prize. Richie"s reply:

    The rest of the field."

Fr. Bernie Terrebonne checking in at the table prior to one Monday. His comment:

    Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins."

Wally Buras talking to Ronnie Porter:

    "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it".